Voice’s Old Susannah takes a look over the past week’s events in the ‘Deen and beyond. By Suzanne Kelly.
On Friday 1st June a group show of hundreds of images of Aberdeen was launched in the City of Culture HQ (formerly known as One Up). It was a good event; the Lord Provost made an upbeat speech and promised we would have a year of culture, regardless of the city’s city of culture bid.
A show of photography work at St Machar’s Cathedral by the River Don group was very impressive.
With the help of award-winning photographer Alicia Bruce, the group spent time shooting along the Don; the results are stunning (more on that elsewhere in Aberdeen Voice).
The only fly in the ale was last week’s outing by local CAMRA group, holding another real ale festival in Pittodrie. I’d been several times over the years, going on different dates, but never experienced the shortage of cask ales that my friend and I encountered Saturday afternoon. Paying full price to get in with no warning they’d run out of nearly half the advertised beers, disappointment was in the air and then some.
“Every beer I’m getting tastes the same” John said
“… as a token gesture I’d have accepted a £ reduction” Stephen said
“*%£!!”N S £”!~*$%%^*!!” Paul said.
Well, the beers that were left were, er – probably not stored or shipped very well. They were the last turkeys in the shop for a reason.
Without shaming the breweries involved, one was immediately spat out, the others bar one half (we got half measures in more ways than one) were poured out. And for comic effect, one with a ‘citrusy hint’ was so acidic that I gave a few people a good laugh as they watched my face as it hit my taste buds.
Hint of citrus? It was as much a ‘hint’ of citrus as the scene in Public Enemy where Jimmy Cagney smashed a grapefruit into Mae Clark’s face.
I was wearing a Brew Dog teeshirt, having just left their alternative beer festival. 80% of the Pittodrie crowd commented that they’d be heading to the dog soon. The thing is, I genuinely respect CAMRA; they helped me a decade ago stop some small pubs from closing. I feel like a favourite pet has bit me.
The first five minutes were spent poring over the long list of available beers; we decided what we’d have. Rounding the corner to where the casks were, we saw disappointed faces and hardly any casks. The word ‘FINISHED’ hung on signs on at least 40% of the casks.
We’d gone back to the guys who sold us full price admissions less than 10 minutes after we arrived. We explained we were not happy. They explained they usually drop the admission price when the stocks get low. What they were waiting for remains a mystery. They told me I could ‘write an email’ if I wasn’t happy. I told them I’d write an email and a bit more.
The original newsletter for Councillor Owen is no more to be found!
By way of contrast, a meal in Golden Square’s Granite Park took an overly long time. A talk with the manager about this and a minor issue or two, and the matter was amicably settled there and then.
The beer wasn’t the only disappearance last week. Alas! The original newsletter for Councillor Owen is no more to be found!
Visitors instead receive a message ‘This user has elected to delete their account and the content is no longer available’. I understand that copies of the lovely photo of the Councillor with Donald Trump senior and his hairpiece can be obtained by ebay, or at the Snappy Snaps near Little Belmont Street – feel free to ask. If only there were some way to see the cached evidence of this newsletter. Hmmmm.
And while ‘this user’ expunged her newsletter, making it disappear, a new Register of Interests appeared on Aberdeenshire’s website. The Snappy Snaps job is now registered. I couldn’t find the previous version on the Shire’s site, but happily I do have a copy saved.
Last week said councillor took time out from their busy life to comment on my column to say:-
“I object to the serious implication you make that I have or will receive or accept bribes. I refute entirely your allegations and put you on notice that I consider these defamatory and therefore actionable. I request that you desist from repeating them with immediate effect”
Old Susannah is a little confused at Gillian’s mode of attack. She seems to be telling me that I’ve been a bad girl and could be in trouble, and is backing her statement up by…. taking down her newsletter and updating her register of interest. Of course, this potential threat of my writing being ‘actionable’ is deeply distressing to me.
So much so that I’ll have to calm my nerves with a half or two of Jackhammer, Dead Pony and AB13.
Finally, spare a thought for 62 year-old Isle of Wight woman Dawn Martin. She either lost or ended a short-term lease and somehow wound up with nowhere to go. The Council are investigating, but the story is that she was given temporary accommodation in…. a tent. I think there will be a tax issue – it is a three-person tent. How this will sit with the bedroom tax officials remains to be seen.
This week the beer at Pittodrie was gone despite my paying full price to taste it; Gillian’s newsletter faded into the ether; and there have been other disappearances and losses to related to these . Time for some topical timely definitions on the things that have disappeared
Sense of Humour Loss: (compound English noun) a failure to find humour in a joke, prank or situation.
They can’t say we don’t have a great sense of humour in Aberdeen. We’ve elected kerb-crawlers, teenagers, plumber’s mates and embezzlers to Council – and they were the more serious element. The latest Aberdonian stunt to hit the nationals will no doubt impress those City of Culture judges.
Merry pranksters Jack Hearns, 20, and Owen Petrie, 21 played a hilarious joke this week; they attacked HazelheadAcademy during a school day with paintball guns. How teachers, parents and pupils would have laughed as two strange men drove to the school and started brandishing guns and firing.
Alas, some crabby parents, teachers and law enforcement officials seem to have lost their sense of fun, and arrested our pranksters.
I can’t for the life of me see what’s wrong with making kids and adults think they were under a gun attack at a school; it’s not like that could ever happen. Perhaps we’ll see another sly joke from this pair when they appear in court, probably pretending to be filled with remorse, telling tales of how tough their lives have been and that they’ll never do anything like this again.
Now that would be funny.
Evidence: (noun) tangible proof indicating an event or crime has definitely or likely taken place.
Spare a moment for the Scottish Police; they have managed to lose evidence in a few instances which hit the news this week.
Firstly, evidence seems to have gone walkies in the case of Seal slayer Graham McNally. He was found guilty of using nets designed to drown seals near his salmon cages (some would define this as a salmon farm; these installations are as much a ‘farm’ as a cage in the zoo is a lion or tiger farm).
At the end of May, evidence proving such acts occurred must have existed, but now:-
“John Robins, of the Save Our Seals Fund, said that McNally originally pled not guilty to setting illegal nets between August 2009 and August 2011, based on evidence that seals had been entangled and drowned in such nets.
“Robins has written to the COPFS asking if the charges were amended in return for a guilty plea or for any other reason, asking why the reference to the killing of seals was removed from the charges.”
Could this be a case of plea bargaining? Quite possibly.
Next we have claims from one golf course owner, one Mr Donald Trump. He told the media on several occasions that there had been acts of vandalism and theft at the Menie Estate. Did the protesting rabble had damaged Mr Trump’s property.?
Evidence of damage to property belonging to David Milne and to Michael Forbes exists, but alas, the police have problems finding it. This includes a videotape of vandalism taking place which Milne offered to them.
To lose one piece of evidence is unfortunate. To lose a half dozen or so pieces looks like carelessness. To refuse a piece of evidence of potential crime on film looks like something altogether different.
Here is part of a recent exchange between the police and Old Susannah (my questions in bold):-
“How many claims/complaints of vandalism, theft, trespass and/or damage have been made by the Trump Organisation and/or its employees since 2010 involving the Menie Estate?
Vandalism (Damage) – 4
Theft – 3
Trespass – 0
How many of these claims/complaints of vandalism, theft, trespass and/or damage made by the Trump Organisation and/or its employees were dropped due to lack of evidence?
No crime report has been ‘dropped’ – however, the figures in brackets below indicate those that are currently closed, having been investigated to their conclusion.
Vandalism (Damage) – 0 (4)
Theft – 0 (3)
Trespass – 0 (0)”
All of which is a bit odd. The Trump organization claimed in 2010 that £50,000’s worth of vandalism occurred – to vehicles, fences and the all-important marram grass, which is stabilizing the dunes so effectively and ‘preserving them’ in such an environmentally friendly manner.
in June of last year the Evening Express wrote:-
“VANDALS caused thousands of pounds of damage at Donald Trump’s Menie golf course just weeks before it is due to open, the Evening Express can reveal today. A police investigation was launched after gardening equipment on the Menie estate near Aberdeen was targeted. It came after a vandal attack last month when paint was thrown on to part of the course.
“A spokeswoman [but presumably not the chief spin doctor Malone] from Grampian Police said up to £10,000 of damage was caused as a result of the latest incident. The vandalism of equipment used to cut the grass on the estate took place between May 30 and June 4.”
Well, we’ve got fences, grass, grass cutting equipment, trucks vandalised and items stolen. But no evidence to bring to trial. Presuming any of this was reported to insurance companies, as would normally be expected possibly required, it does make you wonder where the evidence has gone.
Surely you wouldn’t cry vandalism or theft without evidence? As to the allegations of paint spilled on the course, I wonder if anyone will be charged with the turquoise colour now evident on most of the greens.
Unfortunately other than Michael Forbes being accused of stealing the white border flags worth a staggering eleven pounds or so, I can’t find any news items relating to anyone stealing from the Donald. Perhaps we can charge the North Sea with vandalizing the course at Blairton Burn early this year. Other than that, the claims of crimes against the course have, well, disappeared.
More on evidence of crime at Menie will be coming in the weeks ahead….
Time to disappear down to BD. Tally Ho!
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