Apr 012015

By Duncan Harley and Fred Wilkinson on behalf of the Aberdeen Voice team.


Aberdeen Voice’s ‘poetry mannie in residence’ Bob Smith, who passed away on March 5.

Bob Smith has passed away at age 74. He signed himself “Bob Smith © – The Poetry Mannie” and told us all that Doric wirds are mair expressive, than onything else ye micht hear.

In true Bob style he kept his last illness very quiet saying only that he was unable to write at the present.

His daughter Kerry later got in touch regarding his passing. He died at home.

To the best of our knowledge, his last published piece, The Wireless appeared in the February 2015 edition Leopard Magazine. A fitting tribute to the man’s talent, the poem reflects on past times when he was a loon.

Jimmy Shand, Sports Report and that Prince Charles favourite the Goon Show all get a mention.

This extract tells of Dick Barton Special Agent plus ace detective Paul Temple, famous sleuth and amateur private detective:

“The Wireless ah the memories
O listenin fin I wis a loon
On dark winters nichts roon the fire
Oor Ecko radio it  sure wis a boon

There wis Dick Barton Special Agent
Fa took on aa the baddies
It fair sharpened the imagination
O fowk like us as laddies

Paul Temple an ace dectective
As weel as yon PC49
Solvin aa the nations crimes
Their adventures I likit fine ……… “

Robert Smith was born and brought up on a farm in Skene, Aberdeenshire and educated at Garlogie Primary School and at Skene School. He only took up writing poetry after he retired.

Married to Linda, Bob’s daughter Kerry lives in Dubai. His son Steven sadly pre-deceased him in early 2014.

Bob worked for many years at Aberdeen Journals before taking early retirement to pursue his other interests which included the buying and selling of antiques, playing golf and passionately following the Dons. He proclaimed himself as their number one fan.

A deep love of the North East of Scotland, it’s landscape, it’s people, it’s traditions and it’s natural heritage are recurrent themes in Bob’s written work. Such passion would be expressed not only by celebrating such treasures, but also by questioning, satirising and pouring scorn on any figure or process which threatened or detracted from that which he held dear.

Bob reserved his hard hitting political comments for those whom he felt deserved them. Donald Trump, Sir Ian Wood and a good few Aberdeen councillors often got a good bashing both in the form of his letters to the local papers and his poetry, which was usually in the Doric.

Bob was widely published. A search for “Bob Smith” in the Aberdeen Voice search box will return around 100 of Bob’s Doric poems. There are of course many more.

When the man was asked if he knew of a poem in the Doric to use at a friend’s mums funeral, he replied in the negative but said he would immediately pen one. It was duly read out by a grieving grandson last November in an Aberdeen church to an audience of relatives. Bob of course was unrepentantly shy regarding his contribution to the ceremony, only saying that he was glad to help.

It would be comforting to think that this unpublished piece might become a classic. The Catto family have a cherished copy and if asked would no doubt share freely.

Alongside his weekly Aberdeen Voice column his Doric poems featured in Leopard Magazine and his take on the Turra Coo featured in the Scottish Review.

The Bonnie Dunes o Menie, stuff about Fitba and the Spikkin o Doric all came under his wry scrutiny.

Smithy’s Scribblins aboot the naitural warld included lines such as:

“Foo lang afore ess prophecy becomes a reality? And Weel the wye we’re gobblin up the Earth’s resources, maybe seener than ye bliddy think.

“The fowk fa war native tae America lang afore the supposed civilised warld visited their shores kent fine foo tae live alangside naitur.”

His take on Trump was less forgiving. But apart from a ribald comment or ten, Bob was content just to criticise the man thus:

The Donald’s bocht a golf resort
Doon on the Ayrshire coast
A’ll get ti host The Open
Wull noo be his prood boast

Thirty Five million he did spen
He got Turnberry fer a snip
Es o coorse micht mean
Interest in Menie taks a dip

Jist cast yer myn back
Fin winfairms he did detest
The mannie made a vow
In Scotland he’d nae mair invest

Fit ti mak o ess U-turn
As he cums crawlin back
Bein economical wi the truth
The chiel still his the knack

Hud on a wee meenitie tho’
It micht nae be plain sailin
The spectre o affshore winfairms
Cwid yet hae Trumpie wailin

Marine Scotland it his reported
Aboot a site jist oot at sea
Far ye cwid plunk win turbines
They’d be richt in Donald’s ee

Fergus Ewing says ess plans
Fer noo are aff the radar
Yet fair refused ti rule oot
Returnin ti them later

If a winfairm cam ti pass
Wid The Donald then renege?
Or wid he maybe in a rage
Blaw up yon Ailsa Craig

At Doonbeg he’d ti stop some wark
Did he nae hae richt permission?
He can tho’ noo  gyaang ahead
Maybe efter a new submission?

Micht Donald hae fresh concerns
A snail in Ireland is protectit
Bi speecial environmental laws
An ess canna be correctit

Trump says he’s gyaan ti wark
Wi environmentalists an sic fowk
If he’d deen aat ower in Menie
He micht nae bin classed a gowk

Noo ere’s nae doot the mannie
Oot the news he winna bide
Wull we next aa be hearin
The bugger’s bocht the River Clyde …

He wrote about many folk and commented wildly according to his well held views. Bob knew how to make those wee moments special.

In not so far off December 2013 he referenced some prophetic words by a Native American tribal leader by the name of Chief Seattle.

“A’ll leave the last wird tae a Native American tribal leader, Chief Seattle, fa said awa back in 1854:-

Humankind has not woven the web of life, We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves, All things are bound together.
All things connect.”

One of his most heartfelt classics is Spikkin Doric  published in the Voice some years ago, the piece reflects on the banning of the native tongue of the north east during the difficult days when locals were encouraged to speak the queens English and stand to attention when listening to the national anthem. Bob would have none if it.

A’ve ayewis spak the Doric
Sin a wis jist a loon
A dialect still weel loo’d
Fae the Spey tae Bervie toon

Fin a wis at the local skweel
In classrooms it wis banned
Ye were threatened wi the scud
Fit wid hae wairmed yer hand

Bit eence oot in the playgrun
It flowed oot o yer moo
An wi yer freens an neipers
Doric wisna thocht taboo

We canna lit iss language dee
It’s pairt an paircel o oor lan
The Doric an the North east
They aye gyang han in han

A’m  loathe tak in fit a’m hearin
Young fowk canna say “ch” as in loch
Fit’s the warld cumin tae
If ye canna git yer tongue aroon roch?

Doric wirds are mair expressive
Than onything else ye micht hear
Thunk hivvens fowk still spik it
In  kwintra placies like New Deer

The  braw wird  “dreich” a like
Instead o jist sayin “dull”
Or maybe gyaan “heelster-gowdie”
As ye tummle doon a hull

Robbie Shepherd he still spiks it
An a Doric sang he’ll sing
Sin the days o “The Garlogie Fower”
Iss chiel’s bin the Doric “king”

Lits aa fecht fer the Doric
Hae it taacht in aa the skweels
Instead o aa the lah-de-dahs
Thinkin the Doric is fer feels

© Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie

Fred, the Voice Team and I could of course go on. Robert is a man well missed by all who knew him. Well met and well written Bob, we miss you.

Comments are of course very welcome.

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  3 Responses to “Bob Smith The Poetry Mannie – A Lost Voice”

  1. I’m not sure this paen to our ‘favourite ‘ newspaper – and a call for other Aberdeen Voice’s – has ever been published before,

    Thanks Bob.


    Lit’s aa hae a wee boycott
    O baith oor local papers
    Faa noo are seen as biased
    In favour o business capers

    Nae muckle objective reportin
    In the columns o EE or P&J
    Jist lots o damn’t propaganda
    Fae some business mannie’s oot tray

    Time fer fowk noo ti kick
    The buggers faar it’s sair
    Dinna buy the nyaff papers
    Hae editors teerin their hair

    People power is fit we need
    Tell the publishers we’re fair sick
    Aye readin the bliddy scrivens
    O some business leanin prick

    A wis near 25 ‘ear in advertisin
    Paper’s weak spot aa ken it is
    Haein sales drappin like a steen
    Syne the gaffers get in a fizz

    Ti sell advertisin bi the column
    Circulation figures maun bide gweed
    If fowk stoppit buyin the papers
    The Evening Distress wid seen bi deid

    Think o aa the fowk workin there
    Some north east fowk micht cry
    A didna see muckle “EE carin”
    Fin they hung Martin Ford oot ti dry

    The solution fer baith papers
    Ti sooth some north east wrath
    Cum oot o “business” hip pooches
    An jist steer a mair middle path

    ©Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2012

  2. And I had the great privilege of being the subject

    A’m hearin the news “The Debra”
    As a cooncillor she’s nae ti stand
    Nae langer haein ti watch her back
    Or see fowk beery their heids in the sand

    She’ll be missed nae doot o iss
    Fer staanin up ti the bully boys
    Like “The Donald” or sidekick Sorial
    Fin fae prams hiv chukkit their toys

    Noo Trump micht hae the thocht
    The quine’ll be aff his back
    If iss is fit the chiel’s thinkin
    A doot he’s on the wrang track

    We shudna jist think o Debra Storr
    As a bodie close ti the Menie debacle
    Oor Debra wisna feart at aa
    Ony ither cause she wid tackle

    She’s ti try her haun at plannin
    As weel as workin wi Green Cat
    Am winrin fit the mannie Trump
    Wull maybe mak o aat

    Am sure she’ll still show the flag
    Fer a warld mair socially just
    An keepin ti her gweed principles
    Sustainable environments are a must

    So a hope the ither cooncil fowk
    Debra fer her wark div thank
    As she wint aboot her business
    Like some pocket Sherman tank

    The cooncil chambers o the shire
    Noo winna hae the same zing
    Debra she’ll aye be thocht o
    As the quine they cwidna ding

    Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2012

  3. Such sad news to hear of Bob Smith’s passing – The Poetry Mannie will be missed by all his regular readers. May he rest In peace. Here’s another of his best.

    Windfairms (Wi apologies to Wullie Wordsworth) by Bob Smith.

    A wanner’t lonely as a clood
    A stravaig’t throwe hills an pines
    Fin aa at eence a saw aroond
    A host o bliddy win’ turbines
    Abeen the loch reachin ti the sky
    Their massive blades a did espy

    Conteenyus as the stars aat shine
    They sproot on the taps o hills
    Streechin in an nivver eynin line
    We’re telt they’ll cure oor energy ills
    Meybe nae ten thoosan at a gleck
    As alang ma waak a did trek

    The waves in loch aside me dunced
    As turbine blades they did turn
    A swore, a shook, a fairly prunced
    An a near fell in a burn
    A gazed an gazed in sombre stare
    As whirlin blades they rent the air

    Aft fin on ma cooch a lie
    In vacant or in turmoil mood
    There flashes in ma myn’s eye
    An image a see fit’s nae good
    An syne ma hairt wi anger fills
    As a see crockaneetion on the hills.


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