May 162014
By Bob Smith.
| The Donald’s bocht a golf resort Doon on the Ayrshire coast A’ll get ti host The Open Wull noo be his prood boast . Thirty Five million he did spen He got Turnberry fer a snip Es o coorse micht mean Interest in Menie taks a dip . Jist cast yer myn back Fin winfairms he did detest The mannie made a vow In Scotland he’d nae mair invest . Fit ti mak o ess U-turn As he cums crawlin back Bein economical wi the truth The chiel still his the knack . Hud on a wee meenitie tho’ It micht nae be plain sailin The spectre o affshore winfairms Cwid yet hae Trumpie wailin . Marine Scotland it his reported Aboot a site jist oot at sea Far ye cwid plunk win turbines They’d be richt in Donald’s ee |
Fergus Ewing says ess plans Fer noo are aff the radar Yet fair refused ti rule oot Returnin ti them later . If a winfairm cam ti pass Wid The Donald then renege? Or wid he maybe in a rage Blaw up yon Ailsa Craig . At Doonbeg he’d ti stop some wark Did he nae hae richt permission? He can tho’ noo gyaang aheid Maybe efter a new submission? . Micht Donald hae fresh concerns A snail in Ireland is protectit Bi speecial environmental laws An ess canna be correctit . Trump says he’s gyaan ti wark Wi environmentalists an sic fowk If he’d deen aat ower in Menie He micht nae bin classed a gowk . Noo ere’s nae doot the mannie Oot the news he winna bide Wull we next aa be hearin The bugger’s bocht the River Clyde |
© Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2014
Image Credit: © Mark Rasmussen | Dreamstime.com …. 3 windmills
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Speaking about U-turns and being economical with the truth.
An article in the E&E (15.5.14) reported in reference to Trump abandoning Menie:
” Asked if he would consider pulling out of the resort if the wind turbines are built, he said: “I would say that I would be extremely unhappy and so would the people of Aberdeen.
“I would be so disappointed.” “