Jul 122013
By Bob Smith.
| The Donald wis on Panorama Spikkin tae BBC’s John Sweeney Aboot aa the gyaans on At his placie ower at Menie . The Sweeney hints tae Mr Trump 6000 jobs hinna cum tae fruition The Trumpie lot war fair pit oot An treated aa iss wi derision . Donald roared – Git rid o aat hoose Tae the “P&J” editor’s wife Says she it micht cause a stir An reap ye lots o strife . Faa cares the mannie gabbit A sure can dee fit a wint It’s on ma lan quoth Donald Tae the puir dementit bint . The hoose belangs tae David Milne A chiel Trump disna much like Bit David stuck twa fingers up An said Trumpie tak a hike |
A billie fae the Royal Toon Plannin Thocht Trumpie’s case it wis unique In aa his ‘ears in the plannin game He’d seen nithing tae cause sic pique . Oor First Minister an The Donald War eence on spikkin terms They’ve hid a bit o a faa oot Ower the plans aboot winfairms . Trump wis qizzed aboot his dealins Wi a mannie fae the Mafia mob Syne he up’s an leaves the interview Hintin The Sweeney didna ken his job . Noo in the pages o “P&J” we read Business pallies tae his rescue hiv rode Eence mair tryin tae kid us aa In the Nor’east the mannie is loed. . Birds o a feather flock tigither A mynd aboot iss auld sayin Bit maist o us chiels ken they’re aa feels Faa dunce tae the tune Trumpie’s playin |
Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2013
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