Jun 142013
By Bob Smith.
| Trumpie’s jaws are in overdrive Sayin the economy o Aiberdeen Is aa doon tae him biggin The greatest gowf course ivver seen . Gweed sakes fit an affa chiel As a blaw he’ll nivver be beat Expectin aa the fowk listenin Tae drap doon an kiss his feet . A wunner fit thrivin business fowk Think o aa Trumpie’s blether Some must be teerin their hair Ithers near the eyn o their tether . Trump ignores the efforts o The billies livin in oor toon Faa biggit up oor economy Lang afore iss bliddy goon . Trump his got a new award Fae sum American Academy Fit ye shud a ken is iss The Donald’s a main trustee . The chiel is off’rin an olive brunch Tae Wee Eck as a token o peace Iss symbol it is lang derived Fae the customs o Ancient Greece |
Iss offer his git strings attached The bay windfairm it maun go Else Trump’ll nae bigg his hotel An hoose biggin wull be slow . Tae be pals eence again Trump maun git his ain wye The SNP billies are expectit Tae eat bliddy humble pie | Wull Eck stretch oot his airms Sayin, “Donald, lit’s hae a cuddle A’ll move the turbines far awa An sort oot iss affa muddle” . Wee Eck micht be mony things Bit he’s nae aat bliddy daft He kens he’d lose mony votes As independence he tries tae craft . So Donald yer in a quandry Tae bigg or nae tae bigg Fitivver ye decide tae dee Ye’ll aye be thocht a prig . . . . Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2013 |
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