Oct 212013
By Bob Smith.
| A wis spikkin tae a gowfer T’wis jist the ither day Fa wis tellin me a story Aboot Americans here tae play . He wis playin ower at Murcar An met some Yankee billies Fa’s opeenion o The Donald Wid gie Dod Sorial the willies . The chiels hid played Royal Dornoch An ither courses aat war gweed Afore tryin oot Murcar’s challenge Far ye hiv tae use the heid . Fin ask’t aboot playin Trumpie’s They fair did hoot an holler Sayin they hid nae intenshuns O gien The Donald a dollar . Their opeenion o the Trumpie Wid mak Donald tak the hump The haill lot they did cry “Stuff yer Donald Trump” |
Noo a’ve heard the same opeenion Fae Yanks playin “the hame o gowf” Maist widna be spennin ony siller At the Menie course an howff . It wid appear aat The Donald Is nae weel thocht o at aa Fowk in the lan o his birth Nae langer heed his blaw . Noo in the rest o Bonnie Scotland Seems the mannie’s thocht a joke Only in the rich Nor-east corner At Donald– fun ye canna poke . The mannie’s “tilt at windmills” Fin he roars an teers his hair If they warna near his gowf course Div ye think the bugger wid care? . Awa wi yer “Love o Scatland” min Some think yer jist a bam We’ll aye drink a toast tae justice O coorse wi a Glenfiddich dram |
©Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2013
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Hits the nail on the head.