Sep 052014
By Bob Smith.
| If ye canna git some kip Read some referendum papers Ye’ll seen fa faist asleep Bored ti tears wi aa the capers . Debates here an debates there Jist the same auld bliddy crap We’ll be neen the wiser Nae maiiter fa cums oot on tap . A really cwidna gie a shit Fegs ae lot’s as bad’s the ither Faimilies throweoot the lan Hiv noo brither agin brither. . We’ll aa be better aff Yes camp es are sure o Awa ye go the No lot say We micht hae ti use the Euro |
“McFlannel” an “Ditherling” hid a spat It aa wis maist unseemly Wi fowk syne cairryin on It hisna bin aa aat freenly . Es his bin pit upon us Wiv bin forced ti pick a side Efter the eichteenth o September The result we maan aa abide . The vote michtna be conclusive Hivven save us fae es fate If the result’s ower close ti ca Aa think a micht emigrate!!! . Instead o haen anither vote Jist hae pluffers drawn at dawn T’wull save aa the bliddy palaver An aathing’s a bliddy yaaaawn |
©Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2014
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