Aug 272013
 

By Bob Smith.
Pacu

Awa ower in Swedish watters
Ye micht hear some affa screams
As a wee fishie in the sea
Connachs a fyow chiels’ dreams
.
Iss  hungry fishie it wid seem
His a likin fer mannies’ bas
They creep up fin yer sweemin
An grab them wi their jas
.
Fin yer awa ower in Sweden
Skinny dippin micht nae be gweed
Thae fishies fae roon aboot
Wid queue up fer a feed
A fyow billies wull be wary
If sweemin  the Oeresund Strait
The local lads faa fish there
Micht use fowks’ bas as bait
.
Noo we’re telt it’s aa a myth
The Pacu fishie winna bite
A mannie wis haein a joke
An the story wis jist shite
.
© Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2013
Image Credit: I, Omnitarian. Licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported license
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  2 Responses to “A Little Fishie Likes Iss Dishie?”

  1. Havenae a clue what your spickin aboot Bob. Janice pointed out my faux pas about last weeks poem.Some crass comment about a sore neck and hope its better. I will ask her to translate this one for me from the Doric.
    Do you fancy a Turra Coo collaboration?

    • Duncan min, Yer gyaan tae hae tae brush up on yer doric,
      iss poem wis aboot the story fit wis in aa the papers[,no nae the P&J or the EE] aboot a fish fae hid a likin fer chiels balls. Turns oot it wisna true. Turra coo collaboration? Am nae wi ye>

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