May 262013
By Bob Smith.
| “Wee sleekit cow’rin tim’rous beastie O what a panic’s in thy breastie” So said Burns aboot a moose Afore Eck Salmond wis in Bute Hoose . Trump is nae a happy chiel Thinks “Wee Eck” a bliddy feel Accusin the billie o tellin a porker Tae yon affa brash New Yorker . The Donald he is gyaan tae court The winfairm micht spile his resort Claimin it breaches Human Richts He’s takkin iss tae great hichts |
Noo he’s tryin the olive brunch Askin Eck tae gie peace a chunce If the winfairm project wid ging awa Aathing he’s sure it wid be braw . The latest fae iss bliddy chancer Is win turbines they cause cancer Unless the winfairm it is scrapped His hotel’ll nae be unwrapped . Wull Eck be proven man or moose? Maybe he’ll vacate Bute Hoose Or wull he tell DT tae bugger aff An nae tae be sae bliddy nyaff |
Bob Smith”The Poetry Mannie” 2013
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Brilliant picture, it almost makes Alex Salmond look handsome!