By Bob Smith.
| Yon Hammas an the Israelis Are aat it haimmer an tongs Fin Nobel Peace Prizes are awarded Es twa wull git nae gongs . Some Amazonian Indian fowk Oot the rainforest they did come Noo the media ca them a “lost” tribe Wi little coverin up their bum . The tribe noo a’m fair sure Didna think aat they war “lost” They kent fine far they war Yet inti print sic wirds war tossed . We’re ask’t ti nae shak hans It micht jist spread bacteria Es little bit o havers is Mair likely ti spread hysteria . We’re aa commemoratin’ the stairt O the “war ti end aa wars” Far millions war killed or woundit Some left wi mental scars . Lions led bi bliddy donkeys Is fit history’s noo decreed Commemorate the stairt o a war? Na jist the puir buggers fa are deid . Kylie sang at the Commonwealth Games A wheep wis aa aat wis missin Wi aat costume she fair leukit like A bordello madame ripe fer kissin . A wifie fae Aiberdeen Inspired His bin a maist gypit deem Bi gien her man a secret rise In his pey packit it wid seem |
Her ither fella director fowk Hiv richtly chuck’t her oot She cwid o coorse maybe qualify Fer a job wi Trump nae doot . Gary Lineker richtly hid a rant Aboot alleged corrupt Fifa w-nkers Sepp an his cronies are maybe worse Than yon conivin useless bankers . The Ukrainians an Pro–Russians Are at each ithers throats Putin he jist thumbs his nose At the UN an EU goats . They’ve applied some sanctions Business leaders are noo squealin An feart o losin big profits If wi Russia they’re nae dealin . Wee Eck an Darling hid a debate On a Scottish TV Channel A wi heard eence again Wis mair an mair bliddy flannel . Bit fegs somewye in the warld There maan be some gweed news Cos watchin 24 hr News Channels Tends ti gie ye the bliddy blues . So if ye hear o gweed news An papers gie ye nae choice Jist drap a wee e-mail Ti the fowk at Aiberdeen Voice . . . . ©Bob Smith “The Poetry Mannie” 2014 |
Image – BBC Resources Television Camera – Credit: Ian Britton
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